Fake People

Title speaks for itself.

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When girls are playing you like a piano, or whatever you want, it's just fuckin annoying. You never know if they are serious or if they are messing with you. In today's society, you never know what's true and what's not.

Crowds

I hate when people stand in the middle of an isle or walk way and its crowded as fuck and you can't get through. Like if your waiting for something, go stand somewhere else and not in the middle of the damn walkway.

:)

I hate it when guys use :). Unless they are making off the song LOL :) by Trey Songz. If a guy says :) to me, I'm pretty much thinking that they are hitting on me, no homo. Like really, it might be the stupidest thing besides hehe, and kk to be typed in a text/instant message.

That is all.

Winter

Too cold. It's a bitch and I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks that. Summer's the best, no school, and can go outside. Winter=no fun, besides basketball season of course.

I'm only sayin winter now because its freezing outside and it's only bound to get worse.

Calling Back

I hate when people don't call back. Sometimes they won't even do it if you leave a message on their voicemail that clearly says "call me back." Ah whatever, some people are just douche bags.

Late Night TV

I don't really hate this, and it doesn't really bother me, it's just kinda interesting. Why is there David Letterman, Jay Leno, and Conan O'Brien?

Can't we have just one funny, late night show? Must there be 2 or 3? They are all the same, some recent news, joke at them, few guests, music guest, and bam there's your show. Why not make one supershow?

High School Football

Your team is really really good, or your the worst in the state. I've had experiences with worst in the state, so therefore I hate watching High School Football. Unless, it's the homecoming game..

People Who Act Like Other People

For all the posers, this ones for you. Let's say you don't like someone, and a lot of people don't. What happens when one of your friends starts acting like them? Annoying, right? Like fuck, if I didn't like that person in the first place what makes you think your helpin' the situation?

The "kk" 2.0 - The "hehe"

If you have been with us from the start, you saw our first post was when guys say "kk." Well tonight I encountered an old friend saying "hehe" to me. This old friend is a guy, so naturally I am thinking what the hell. Just like the "kk" when girls do this I got no problem with it, the "hehe" to me signals that the cute lil lady is trying to be what she is, cute. When someone you haven't talked to in a while, who is a guy, says "hehe" immediately I am creeped and want to not talk to you until you learn proper guy language.

Music

If you don't know, I run the brother affiliate of What We Hate, DatNewMusic.com. I love rap. It's that simple. When I hear shit like the song "Your A Jerk" I'm like what the fuck has happened to rap. Ok I give the New Boyz credit for actually makin' a song people can dance to and be like "Ay yo, you a jerk!" But on the real though, this song is pure trash, and anything that is like that kind of music should be illegal. You want some real rap go listen to Hova, Nas or Lupe.

Fake Facebook Pictures

I hate when people friend you, then you go to look at their picture, and see its a picture of a famous person, so you click on the profile picture album and theyre all famous people, none of you, like fuck if i wanted to see shaq id google shaq, not friend you on facebook.

Complaining

I hate when people come complaining to me. Why the fuck would I wanna hear about your issues, or problems with your life. If I actually care about you or like you, it's different, but otherwise go tell that shit to your dog who will be the only listener.

Walking

Shouts To LV

Your in a small hallway or area. You are trying to get somewhere. Your not really in a rush, but you just want to get to your destination, but your slowed down by some other people that take their time and talk and don't give a flying fuck about anyone else.

Mostly referring to school when you wanna get to a class, but you can't cause there are always those slow people that talk to their friends that they see every second. Like fuck..

Bitches

I hate girls that think they run shit, are the best in the world, and should have people bow down at their feet. Those are what I like to call the "Bitches" that can go jump off a bridge, and this also annoys me because have the time they ain't even cute or sexy. They think they are, when really there not.

Administrators

Shouts to LV for the idea.

Now who the fuck hires people to be hall monitors? Does the school not trust their kids?

Literally, some schools will hire hall monitors, who have never gotten a teaching degree, and aren't certified to substitute to sit in the hall ways reading the newspaper to watch the hall ways. What are they scared off? A drug deal goin down?

No offense to people that actually do this job, but come on you can do better.

Farts

Some weird ass kid in my class today just let one rip. For no reason. Like seriously dude, do it in the bathroom or in the hall way so no one knows its you. And I proceed to ask this "f-a-r-t-e-r" as he proclaims, are you serious? And he responds with "Yes, I had too."

Like what the fuck. You tryin to not let the girls in our class like you haha.

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CockBlockers

So we all hate them, but no one really ever addresses them, its like a girl with herpes, you really want to fuck her right, but she has herpes so dont do it. well now youre probly thinking how does this relate? well, you see, i happen to think its funny to cockblock people, but do i do it? NO. its not something to do, ever, ever, ever, unless you find out the girl has herpes, in that case lookout for your friend and block his cock. now i hate being cockblocked and it happens to the best of us.

Facebook Statuses 2.0

Anytime something big happens, say Michael Jackson dying, or OSU losing to USC this past weekend, most likely ALL of your friends are gonna be updating their statuses based on what had just happened. Here's the annoying part, everyone is doing it, it's annoying to see every status being updated with the same damn thing.

Waking Up

Waking up and realizing the weekend is over

Repeated Questions

Being asked the same question over, and over, and over again. So annoying. Now this happens to generally everyone. Say your a senior in high school, when you talk to your parents friends or some people older, most likely their question is, where are you looking for college?

I've seen my brothers go through it, and it's annoying for me to see it happen.

The reason for this is because i run www.datnewmusic.com music site, and numerous of my friends have been askin' me how they can get the KiD CuDi album. My response is at your local music store on September 15th.

Like fuck..

I Hate...

I hate USC

LETS GO BUCKS!!!!!

Texting When Not Necessary

Your sittin with you friends or out to dinner somewhere, and your like to them, "What are we gonna do tonight?" You decide to hit up some of your friends to see what there up too. This is what I hate, when someone texts the person. Just fuckin call them. Why do I hate this?

1. it slows us down cause we gotta wait every 2 minutes for a respond, and if they are one of those il respond later people(refer to older posts) than your shit out of luck.

2. you could just call them and get shit done in a matter of 1 minute.

So what's the point of texting, when you can just call them. I know some people are "phone shy" but get over yourself. If your ever gonna try to find somethin quick to do, texting is not the way.

under age facebook users

in my history of facebook, i dont mind younger kids with facebook. but, with reason, for example if you add a new emo scenster picture of yourself every fucking day, and youre in 7th grade with 1170 pics tagged of you, most being upload BY YOU, you should honestly just go die. especially when i unfriend you and you refriend me, like fuck if i unfriended you didnt you get the message that youre annoying and/or a fucking faggy emo kid with no life. like yeah facebooks pretty raw, but its not something you can abuse.

Facebook statuses

I love facebook statuses. I update mine with a kid cudi lyric everyday. But, I hate the ones that complain about their life. Who the fuck cares. Go see a therapist, don't announce it to the whole world.

So Commanding - Friend Zone

I hate girls that take control of, or let me re-word that. TRY to take control of you, by telling you what they need to do, what you need to do for her, and i hate it especially when shes not about to do anything for you or better yet, to you in any way. i mean the friend zone is just horrible in general, i dont understand why girls dont realize that theres no mr. perfect for you in fucking high school, and its just a time for fun, now id say the same for college but havent quite experienced it yet. so basically, when a girl puts you in the friend zone, even if you dont like her, its one of the worst feelings ever, like esepeccially when she keeps suspiciously asking you if you like her? like fuck if i liked you i wouldnt tell you anyways cause we're in the friend zone. i mean even when a girl knows that her best friend thats a guy like her, and stays with her current boyfriend, who is usually a douchebag, in this case it is. sorry for switching points but girls need to realize that no guy will jump through a flaming ring of doom for you, us guys just want, if any, a steady girlfriend that understand marriage is out of the question for atleast another 8-10 years, and that will satisfy however.

I Hate...

Douche bags.

"Those That Can't, Teach, Those That Can't Teach, Teach Gym."

Well a new year, and a new school for me. It took me only a week for me to figure out which teacher is dumb as shit, and doesn't know what he/she is teaching. This is an AP class so you would think this teacher knows what there doing...pause....NOT! How are you going to have the nerve to sit in class for 50 minutes, and disagree with yourself in everything that your saying? Like fuck, if I knew that you didn't know didley squat, I would of taken the regular class. That's like me telling you the browns went to the super bowl!(no I didn't go take a poopy, and if you didn't understand that statement, re-read) People would be like, man you on drugs? That's what I'm thinking when teachers don't know what they are saying. At least read the text book, because that's what I did and realized I know more than my teacher.

Some advice for teachers...

If you can't teach, go teach gym.

Over Reaction to Sterotypes

Now, stereotypes are fucking hilarious, no one admits to that theyre true, except the big parts (penis..), i mean im jewish yeah, i like money its true, i happen to save my money rather then some dude in the hood saying i just got my new "whip" with "rims n subs" like hes "finna" hop that "ride" to the "roof". like i fuckin love to just save my money and try to find new ways to make money, now am i saying you can make the stereotypes? no, im not saying theyre okay, but when you say wow youre such a jew to a jew, if theyre your friend, it should be okay, but if they freak out at you thats bad, for example you just have to think, white people dont say the N word, nor do we say chink, excuse my language, its a dual meaning. i mean really the world is racist, like it just so happens that my spanish teacher asks the one black kid in my spanish class how to say the color black, and ofcourse the color black in spanish is "negro", now is this funny? yes. is it meant to be racist? i think no. im sick of people always assuming racism, even when friends with that overreacting, most likely true stereotypical person.

Girls that Lead you On

I hate it when girls play you like a piano, I mean usually its all clean fun right? wrong, once you actually start to like a girl thats been talking to you so much that you think she likes you, you find out shes fucks around and never puts out. for example, someone that one week will talk to you every day and call you and tell you all of whats going on and how she wants to "see you"...its all bullshit, you know why? cause the next week she's like im sorry have we met? FUCK YOU SHANANAY, yeah i said shananay, (if youre wodering, no i dont know anyone named shananay, its a codename). like fuck, when a guy does it to a girl, they cry and talk all bad about them, but when a girl does it to a guy its funny right? WRONG. i guess you could say well fuck you to shananay right? once again, wrong, because then they tell their friends this kid said fuck you to me! without saying what she did, because she doesnt 'remember'..LIKE FuCk..

Late Text Responses

I hate it, better yet i just cant stand it when someone texts me a question like "Where you at", casually i respond sitting at home on my ass doing nothing, possibly playin xbox, possibly playing yu gi oh. but besides that, when i respond "nothin, hbu?" it doesnt mean, nothin, hbu in an hour? it means you ask me a fucking question, i want a response within 30-50 seconds. i hate it when i text someone then get their response TO THEIR ORIGINAL QUESTION an hour later, like fuck might as well not even text me back and act too cool to respond, cause atleast that makes me be like ok this kids annoying, rather then this kid takes an hour to type. "Same."
fuck..

Stalking via Facebook

Facebook has evolved into a stalking machine. It's now to the point where I know everything about someone I don't even know because every update they do pops up in my news feed. The best though is when someone brings a topic up to you that was over Facebook. Here's what the convo would look like.

Stalker: How come you & Jordan broke up!?!

Jordan: How would you know? You stalking my facebook?

Stalker: News feed.

Everyone always resorts to the news feed. Even if they did stalk you, they will say news feed.

Spelling - The A B C's

Shouts to LV for this one.

What the hell is up with people that spell words weird or purposely wrong. I see people type like this..."wH@t Uq!!" or "h3y." That shit is annoying if you ask me lol. If your going to talk to me(or type), do it normally. Just say "what up" don't add @!#$%^&*()pq>. It makes me feel like your cussing me out for no reason.

Like fuck...

Watching Movies With More Than 1 Girl

Doesn't look like he will be getting any tonight!

Every guy has been in this position. I almost guarantee it. Your sitting in school watching a movie, or your at a friends house enjoying a scary movie or whatever, and throughout the whole damn movie, the girls won't stop talking. If your with one girl, they will watch the movie, or better yet, be watching you ;). If it's more, your fucked my friend. They will ruin the movie in several ways. Tell you what's going to happen next, ruin the whole movie for you, talk to the

person next to them the whole movie. How would girls like it if I talked through something they liked, for example, Gossip Girl or Desperate Housewives. I love girls to death, but this is one thing that we hate.

You can't live with them, but you can't live without them.

Like fuck..

Jordan

Questions..?

Well you see, I just cant stand it when a girl or anyone of that matter, answers one of my questions, with a question. for example, "when do you want to go?", "whenever, when do you want to go?". if i wanted to go at a certain time, i would just say we're leaving at 4:00. i wouldnt ask you a question of when to leave. so, answering a question WITH a QUESTION is practically useless, it accomplishes nothing, and should never happen.
Like fuck..

The "Kk"

When I see the words "Kk" when I'm talking to someone,

it doesn't really bother me, because I expect it from a girl.

When I see a guy say Kk to me, it's about god damn annoying.

If you have a relationship with Bruce(no homo), go ahead and say Kk,

but if your as straight as a pencil, I don't ever want to here Kk

coming out of your mouth. It could be the most annoying thing

I have seen come out of guys mouth. For example...

Jordan: Come over in 10 minutes.

Another Guy: Kk

Jordan: Seriously?

Another Guy: What?

And they don't even know how stupid they sound.

"I will wash your mouth out with mouthwash" - A man once told me.

Like Fuck?

Jordan